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Blue Laws

The Puritans were exiled from Europe and settled in America in the 17th century, and Europe's been laughing at us eve...
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Automotive Security

Crime really winds my watch, and I am fully in favor of intense and creative crime deterrents. The AUTO TASER from...
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Bionic Eyes

In 2002 researchers in Austraila announced the creation of a bionic eye. That model required the user to wear a pair...
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Warm Up Your Bosom

Finally an invention we should all support. It had to bust out of Japan, a county infamous for its risqué cre...
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Superfluous Brain

It really happened. On 10 September 1945, Mike (who wasn't named "Mike" at the time) was going to be dinner. Such is...
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Runaway Breakdown

It has long been thought that the run-of-the mill thunderhead lacked sufficient energy to create the stupefying amoun...
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The Fifth Amendment Outdated?

It raises all our ire when a villain is denied punishment on a technicality, or worse, is acquitted on their slitheri...
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Saving the World One Ton at a Time

Today Space.com reported a new and exciting plan to save the Earth from a possible asteroid collision that doesn't in...
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Selling Body Bits

In grade school they told me that my body, minus the water, is worth about $1.05 in various minerals. In middle s...
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Never Lend Books

Jacques Anatole François Thibault, AKA Anatole France, who won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1921, once sa...
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