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Any farm-savvy secret agent can tell you that it’s always a good idea to keep abreast of livestock-stupefying techniques. A chicken’s brain is small enough to be eclipsed by a dime, and is therefore a particularly easy subject. You’ll need A) an ordinary chicken, and B) a finger. In the old days they used chalk, but a plain old finger or a stick evidently does the job just as well.
Start by holding the chicken’s head against the ground, and place the tip of your finger on the ground right in front of the chicken’s beak. Then, while holding the chicken’s head, use your finger to draw a straight line directly away from it. It will quickly enter a trance-like state with significantly reduced heart and respiration rates, and will remain this way for anywhere from fifteen seconds to several hours. Most of the time, it’s on the order of a few minutes before the bird normalizes.
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Hmmmmmmm …… I bet that would have worked on my ex-wife….
Yes, but to what purpose? The chicken is too stupid to pull off a “Manchurian Candidate”-style assasination…
Bryan Lowder said: “Yes, but to what purpose? The chicken is too stupid to pull off a “Manchurian Candidate”-style assasination…”
That’s what Colonel Sanders wants you to think.
Yes, but it would be handy in a quick game of chicken darts.
For all those humans that were hypnotized into clucking like a chicken at the sound of a bell…Wouldn’t that be a great trick to make it talk like a human at the sound of the bell? We could probably get it to run in the next primary!
hahahaha…….sounds funny!!
My brother used to do this with the chickens we had. It’s kind of funny at first, but the chicken really just lies there so the laughs don’t last.
Josh Harding said: “Yes, but it would be handy in a quick game of chicken darts.”
Chicken darts! Wish we’d thought of that!
I actually did this once at MJWT (marine jungle warfare training). They teach you this way so if your ever stuck behind enemy lines and happen to find a wild chicken or a village chicken coup, you can capture and kill it silently. Pretty DI.
We tried it on the goat too.. didnt work >
Now how do i hypnotise my dick or can i get a chicken to blow me
humane roasted chicken!
How did someone figure that out?